Leaderboard 🏆
BroDollars earned this semester - solo postings and duels alike. Prove you are a top performer to people who never asked. Rankings reset every semester, trauma does not.
🏆 Overall
top 0 · by 💸 earnedPulling the statements…
Solo postings count once the desk has re-graded them; duel winnings are booked at the closing bell, per subject. Both go to the same balance.
🪜 Corporate ladder
27 rungs · you: 🎒 PupilWhere your balance of 0 💸 puts you. Every promotion pays a bigger flat bonus per settled posting; past FinanceBro the title is your position on the semester board.
- 27.👑The Richest PersonForbes has your number. So does the tax office.board #1 · payroll classifiedboard #1payroll classified
- 26.🥈2nd Richest PersonOne trade away from the top.board #2 · payroll classifiedboard #2payroll classified
- 25.🥉3rd Richest PersonPodium. The champagne is expensed.board #3 · payroll classifiedboard #3payroll classified
- 24.💎Nth Richest PersonTop 10. The yacht is on order.board #4 to #10 · payroll classifiedboard #4 to #10payroll classified
- 23.🫠Almost Made It11th. Nobody remembers 11th.board #11 · payroll classifiedboard #11payroll classified
- 22.💸💪FinanceBro #NBelow the top 11. Keep posting.board #12 and below · payroll classifiedboard #12 and belowpayroll classified
- 21.💸💪FinanceBroThe market fears you. So does HR.from 1,000,000 💸 · payroll 2,147,483,647 €from 1,000,000 💸payroll 2,147,483,647 €
- 20.🚀🛸Jeff Bezzo’sOwns the warehouse. And the weekend.from 689,450 💸 · payroll 12,700,416 €from 689,450 💸payroll 12,700,416 €
- 19.🎾Family Office HeirWorked hard. Chose the right parents.from 475,150 💸 · payroll 250,000 €from 475,150 💸payroll 250,000 €
- 18.🦄Unicorn FounderProfitable at some point, allegedly.from 327,350 💸 · payroll 1 €from 327,350 💸payroll 1 €
- 17.🦈Hedge Fund Guy2 and 20. Mostly the 2.from 225,400 💸 · payroll 41,667 €from 225,400 💸payroll 41,667 €
- 16.📈Managing DirectorReads one number per meeting.from 155,100 💸 · payroll 33,333 €from 155,100 💸payroll 33,333 €
- 15.🚀VC GuyLoses other people's money, confidently.from 106,600 💸 · payroll 14,801 €from 106,600 💸payroll 14,801 €
- 14.🪙Crypto BroNet worth depends on the hour.from 73,150 💸 · payroll 13,370 €from 73,150 💸payroll 13,370 €
- 13.🏦InvestmentbankerThe desk has a cot now.from 50,100 💸 · payroll 11,250 €from 50,100 💸payroll 11,250 €
- 12.🎙️LinkedIn Thought LeaderAgree? Repost. 👇from 34,200 💸 · payroll 7,400 €from 34,200 💸payroll 7,400 €
- 11.💼ConsultantSame decks, higher day rate.from 23,250 💸 · payroll 5,983 €from 23,250 💸payroll 5,983 €
- 10.🧑💼Junior ConsultantSlide decks at 02:00.from 15,700 💸 · payroll 3,741 €from 15,700 💸payroll 3,741 €
- 9.🪪SubcontractorInvoices monthly, paid quarterly.from 10,500 💸 · payroll 3,100 €from 10,500 💸payroll 3,100 €
- 8.🐒Excel MonkeyVLOOKUP is a personality.from 6,900 💸 · payroll 2,450 €from 6,900 💸payroll 2,450 €
- 7.📚Working Student12 €/h, printer access.from 4,400 💸 · payroll 1,038 €from 4,400 💸payroll 1,038 €
- 6.🛠️Minimum Wage GruntEvery hour documented, none of them yours.from 2,700 💸 · payroll 1,872 €from 2,700 💸payroll 1,872 €
- 5.🥲Low EarnerPaid monthly, spent weekly.from 1,500 💸 · payroll 1,204 €from 1,500 💸payroll 1,204 €
- 4.🧃Unpaid InternExperience is the compensation.from 700 💸 · payroll 0 €from 700 💸payroll 0 €
- 3.🧡VolunteerPaid in gratitude. Gratitude is not legal tender.from 150 💸 · payroll 0 €from 150 💸payroll 0 €
- 2.🛋️UnemployedOverdraft approved. Nothing else is.from 50 💸 · payroll 0 €from 50 💸payroll 0 €
- 1.🎒Pupil (you)Pocket money. Homework due Monday.day one · payroll 20 €day onepayroll 20 €
"From" is the balance the position unlocks at; payroll is the position's last monthly salary in €, decorative like the rest of the payslip.
💎 Net worth · top 10
all subjects · by 💸 bookedCounting other people's money…
Net worth = BroDollars the desk has booked this semester; the position is the ladder rung that amount unlocks. Your local balance may be richer - the desk only counts what it saw.