Leaderboard 🏆

Pulling the statements…

Where your balance of 0 💸 puts you. Every promotion pays a bigger flat bonus per settled posting; past FinanceBro the title is your position on the semester board.

1. 28.👑
   The Richest PersonForbes has your number. So does the tax office.board #1 · payroll classified
   board #1payroll classified
2. 27.🥈
   2nd Richest PersonOne trade away from the top.board #2 · payroll classified
   board #2payroll classified
3. 26.🥉
   3rd Richest PersonPodium. The champagne is expensed.board #3 · payroll classified
   board #3payroll classified
4. 25.💎
   Nth Richest PersonTop 10. The yacht is on order.board #4 to #10 · payroll classified
   board #4 to #10payroll classified
5. 24.🫠
   Almost Made It11th. Nobody remembers 11th.board #11 · payroll classified
   board #11payroll classified
6. 23.💸💪
   FinanceBro #NBelow the top 11. Keep posting.board #12 and below · payroll classified
   board #12 and belowpayroll classified
7. 22.💸💪
   FinanceBroThe market fears you. So does HR.from 1,632,900 💸 · payroll 9,007,199,254,740,991 €
   from 1,632,900 💸payroll 9,007,199,254,740,991 €
8. 21.⚡🚘
   Elon MuskTweets a number. The market does the rest.from 1,272,900 💸 · payroll 2,147,483,647 €
   from 1,272,900 💸payroll 2,147,483,647 €
9. 20.🚀🛸
   Jeff BezosOwns the warehouse. And the weekend.from 1,002,900 💸 · payroll 12,700,416 €
   from 1,002,900 💸payroll 12,700,416 €
10. 19.🎾
    Family Office HeirWorked hard. Chose the right parents.from 792,900 💸 · payroll 250,000 €
    from 792,900 💸payroll 250,000 €
11. 18.🦄
    Unicorn FounderProfitable at some point, allegedly.from 622,900 💸 · payroll 1 €
    from 622,900 💸payroll 1 €
12. 17.🦈
    Hedge Fund Guy2 and 20. Mostly the 2.from 482,900 💸 · payroll 41,667 €
    from 482,900 💸payroll 41,667 €
13. 16.📈
    Managing DirectorReads one number per meeting.from 372,900 💸 · payroll 33,333 €
    from 372,900 💸payroll 33,333 €
14. 15.🚀
    VC GuyLoses other people's money, confidently.from 285,900 💸 · payroll 14,801 €
    from 285,900 💸payroll 14,801 €
15. 14.🪙
    Crypto BroNet worth depends on the hour.from 215,900 💸 · payroll 13,370 €
    from 215,900 💸payroll 13,370 €
16. 13.🏦
    InvestmentbankerThe desk has a cot now.from 160,900 💸 · payroll 11,250 €
    from 160,900 💸payroll 11,250 €
17. 12.🎙️
    LinkedIn Thought LeaderAgree? Repost. 👇from 116,900 💸 · payroll 7,400 €
    from 116,900 💸payroll 7,400 €
18. 11.💼
    ConsultantSame decks, higher day rate.from 81,900 💸 · payroll 5,983 €
    from 81,900 💸payroll 5,983 €
19. 10.🧑‍💼
    Junior ConsultantSlide decks at 02:00.from 53,900 💸 · payroll 3,741 €
    from 53,900 💸payroll 3,741 €
20. 9.🪪
    SubcontractorInvoices monthly, paid quarterly.from 32,900 💸 · payroll 3,100 €
    from 32,900 💸payroll 3,100 €
21. 8.🐒
    Excel MonkeyVLOOKUP is a personality.from 19,900 💸 · payroll 2,450 €
    from 19,900 💸payroll 2,450 €
22. 7.📚
    Working Student12 €/h, printer access.from 11,700 💸 · payroll 1,038 €
    from 11,700 💸payroll 1,038 €
23. 6.🛠️
    Minimum Wage GruntEvery hour documented, none of them yours.from 6,600 💸 · payroll 1,872 €
    from 6,600 💸payroll 1,872 €
24. 5.🥲
    Low EarnerPaid monthly, spent weekly.from 3,400 💸 · payroll 1,204 €
    from 3,400 💸payroll 1,204 €
25. 4.🧃
    Unpaid InternExperience is the compensation.from 1,400 💸 · payroll 0 €
    from 1,400 💸payroll 0 €
26. 3.🧡
    VolunteerPaid in gratitude. Gratitude is not legal tender.from 200 💸 · payroll 0 €
    from 200 💸payroll 0 €
27. 2.🛋️
    UnemployedOverdraft approved. Nothing else is.from 8 💸 · payroll 0 €
    from 8 💸payroll 0 €
28. 1.🎒
    Pupil (you)Pocket money. Homework due Monday.day one · payroll 20 €
    day onepayroll 20 €

"From" is the balance the position unlocks at; payroll is the position's last monthly salary in €, decorative like the rest of the payslip.

Counting other people's money…

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